thebearoutofcontext:

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kiwimidnight:

obsessed

nat-20s:

Three most useful phrases for my 20s so far have been “fuck it we ball”, “take it easy, but take it”, and “if it sucks, hit da bricks”

strawberrygardenkisses:

🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓

May your August be filled with love and growth.

🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓

jamalmusiiala:

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John Stones

Manchester City Training Session - Manchester, England - July 15, 2022

📸: Tom Flathers

sophiaeck:

i love to learn. unfortunately my brain doesn’t like to remember

king-keery:

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ANDREW GARFIELD attends the premiere of FX’s “Under The Banner Of Heaven” at Hollywood Athletic Club on April 20, 2022 in Hollywood, California.

metamorphesque:
“― Jenny Slate, Little Weirds
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metamorphesque:

― Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

fezblr:

do you constantly recite mark. MARK he’s wired in sorry? he’s wired in is he? yes (SMASHES LAPTOP) call security you issued 24 MILLION new shares of stock you were told if new investors came along- how much were ur shares diluted, how much were his? what was mr zuckerbergs ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t. what was mr moskovitzs ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t what was sean parkers ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t what was peter teals ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t and what was ur ownership share diluted down to? .03%. you signed the papers you set me up! ur gonna blame me bc u were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? it’s gonna be like I’m not apart of facebook! it won’t be like you’re not apart of Facebook. you’re not apart of facebook. my names on the masthead !- you might wanna check again. IS THIS BECAUSE I FROZE THE ACCOUNT?? you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running the company?- SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS ALONG WITH MY HOODIE AND MY FUCK YOU FLIP FLOPS, YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG security’s here, you’ll be leaving now. I’m not signing those papers. we will get the signature. tell me this isn’t about me getting into the phoenix. YOU- YOU DID IT I KNEW YOU DID IT YOU PLANTED THAT STORY ABOUT THE CHICKEN I didn’t plant the story about the chicken what’s he talking about? he had me accused of animal cruelty seriously what the hells the chicken and I’ll bet what you hated the most is they identified me as a cofounder of facebook which I am you better lawyer up asshole cuz I’m not coming back for 30%, I’m coming back for EVERYTHING get him out of here I’m going, HANG ONhere’s ur 19,000 dollars, I wouldn’t cash it tho I drew it on the account you froze ATTEMPTS PUNCH I like standing next to you sean. makes me look so tough daily or are you normal?

pixiebabi:

you think i care? yeah actually i do and i’ll probably cry about it if we’re being honest

stonesynumber5:

i ain’t religious but god bless this tiktok

sportsmancrush22:

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jamalmusiiala:

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John Stones

England Press Conference - Munich, Germany - June 06, 2022

📸: Tobias Schwarz

sportsmancrush22:

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adorestonesy:

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im just gonna need a minute

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